Um, Jay, wouldn’t it make more sense to text your sons ’girlfriend' and tweet your sons ‘friend'
People should really stop slipping up if they want this to work.
@JayTommo @EleanorJCalder um excuse me what has eleanor something to do with ed why don’t you tweet harry instead he’ll love it”
@DelusionalLarry @EleanorJCalder I text Harry! You are right he did love it!”